6 pm
on the train, tired and bored, wanna read the paper to avoid watchin people starin at me,
page 1: half the of couples worldwide are not happy with their sex lives
page 2: lesbian teens suicide risk/ batwoman's gay return: coming back as a lesbian
page 3: picture: indian lady blows up a condom(for educational purposes offcourse)
page 4: smoking causes erectile dysfunction/ viagra: no goof cure
page 5: party's push for sex at 12
page 6: a couple had sex on the train infront of people
page 7: picture: protesters lay naked in coffins (germany)
page 8: boring
page 9: sports
page 10: sports
page 11: sports
page 12: sports
page 13: introducing new sex columnist
page 14: ads
page 15: ads
page 16: horoscope: u'll have a great night with you partner/ puzzles...that kinda shit
page 17: new sexy mobile design
page 18: TV & satelite programs( MA15+ , HD, WS, S)
page 19: sexy actors and actresses
page 20: ads

still think I can stop thinkin about sex?

p.s. Im not lesbian