Dear Mr. Monster,
Again I leave a message for you here, as I've got a sore throat from the day I tried tell you something by shouting... it would take ages to shout the whole letter anyway and we both know that you are a bit slow in comprehending my words, so this letter thing is a much better way for you to take your time and understand what I really really wanna tell you.
To be honest, I feel annoyed and upset and I'm sure you know that too, well, I'd prbobably better say, you feel that too. The thing is that, I want to make sure that I don want to leave you in your dark cave alone with any misunderstanding. I just wanted to tell you that , it wasn't you, nor your hairy butt, not your big teeth, nor your long nails, not your smelly feet, nor your mushy lovely tail, and not even your licking and burping habit, that made me upset and don't think that just because you are a monster you are different from other people, believe me, I have seen gentlemen who tend to be horrible monsters and they are not even cute like you. The thing that annoys me is just that I can't make you understand why I really like you and why I come to your dark cave to spend time with you. Probably because I am like you deep inside. I want you to know that I don't come to you because I've found you sexy( though you are pretty sexy to me), but becasue I found you kinder and more familiar and cause you are a wonderful person and cause you have lots of space in your bed to share with me and cause it's always night in your cave.
No matter black or white, you mean a lot to me and I want you to know that.
I'm gonna see you soon, and I really want to see you happy smiling with your huge sharp teeth, but don't stare at me like the other time you did, I know it was just full of love, but I couldn't stop thinking you were imagining a barbequed human.
many many kisses for you on your hairy big cheek
namard
